Windows Me (Mario Edition (Alpha)

After a ROM was badly patched, Mario was sent to the desktop. What dangers lurk inside this PC?

Filename(s):💟 Windows Me (Mario Edition) Alpha
Categorized:🌛 Joke
Produced By:Columns (TickTockClock)
Tag / Brand:🪟 Start
Approx Date:2019-10-06
Binary Size:32 Mbit (4 MByte)
Apply Patch: BPS (235 KB) IPS (499 KB)
CRC32 Check:8BDAC600
SHA-1 Check:305d985e0eba7ce8cd569a03452cdf2a8aea1aa0
Header Info:@32K: 32Mb(+1024Kb) SA-1 Type V1.00 L01-NTSC/US 7601/89FE
Other Stuff:
Lunar Magic:Version 3.04 🔓
Level Edits:30 (est.)
First Level:13B Welcome to Windows™
Level Images(are auto produced and may have errors!)

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