Windows Me (Mario Edition (Alpha)

After a ROM was badly patched, Mario was sent to the desktop. What dangers lurk inside this PC?

Filename(s):💟 Windows Me (Mario Edition) Alpha
Categorized:🌛 Joke
Produced By:Columns (TickTockClock)
Tag / Brand:🪟 Start
Approx Date:2019-10-06
Binary Size:32 Mbit (4 MByte)
Apply Patch: BPS (235 KB) IPS (499 KB)
CRC32 Check:8BDAC600
SHA-1 Check:305d985e0eba7ce8cd569a03452cdf2a8aea1aa0
Header Info:@32K: 32Mb(+1024Kb) SA-1 Type V1.00 L01-NTSC/US 7601/89FE
Other Stuff:
Lunar Magic:Version 3.04 🔓
Level Edits:30 (est.)
First Level:13B Welcome to Windows™
Level Images(are auto produced and may have errors!)
0C7 Title Screen
0C5 Intro Screen
002 VANILLA SECRET 3
003 TOP SECRET AREA
004 DONUT GHOST HOUSE
04:0F9 06:0C4
005 DONUT PLAINS 3
006 DONUT PLAINS 4
03:0C3 07:0D2
007 #2 MORTON'S CASTLE
01:0E6 02:0E8 32:000
008 GREEN SWITCH PALACE
02:0C9
009 DONUT PLAINS 2
00A DONUT SECRET 1
03:0C2
00B VANILLA FORTRESS
03:0E1 07:0E0
00C BUTTER BRIDGE 1
0B:0F3
00D BUTTER BRIDGE 2
0B:0DD
017 #2 MORTON'S PLAINS
06:001
019 #2 MORTON'S PLAINS
102 YOSHI'S ISLAND 4
103 YOSHI'S ISLAND 3
06:1FD
105 SYSTEM RESTORE
04:019 08:017
106 Field of Koopers v2
0F:1CA
10F CHECK DISK
120 FOREST OF ILLUSION 2
13A
13B Welcome to Windows™
09:040
025 03:026
026 03:027
027 03:028
028 03:029
029 03:02A
02A 03:031
030
031 06:009
032
040 01:13B
0F7
1CA 01:106
1CB 01:000

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